Topic: My new Fraulini Erma arrived....

[Norfolk Slim]

I should make it clear that even if I get through the selection day in April (I am happy to say I passed the initial exam in January, but the next stage is by no means a formality...)  then I will be only a lowly deputy district judge.  No wigs, no open court, no red gowns, no rumpole-ish stuff.  Just sitting in a quiet room once or twice a month dealing with small claims, house repossessions and procedural stuff on bigger cases before they get to court.

I dont think I will have the power to imprison people for overuse of the 12 bar shuffle, so we should all be okay for Lymington!

[Parlor Picker]

Phew!

But you could imprison people without trial for playing the b***o, I assume. 

[Norfolk Slim]

I may bring my banjo- and am currently tempted by a 6 stringer....

I wonder if I could grant injunctions against badly played harp though?

[blueshome]

"and am currently tempted by a 6 stringer...."

In the name of Patton why?? If this gets out there's no chance of you on the bench, they don't like folk with very perverse habits.................oops! well  M'lud.

[Norfolk Slim]

Papa Charlie- is why I'd like a 6 stringer 

But Mrs Slim may well perform surgical procedures in sensitive areas, with a rusty potato peeler, if I buyanything else at present....

[Richard]

I forsee the Faulini Owners Club is going to meet nex weekend..

[slimchancer]

That looks & sounds wonderful, congratulations my friend, I was on Todd's list for a while but pulled out, I hope he lets me back on when I'm good to go - an Erma is high on my lit of wants!!!.