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My problem isn't the inability to hear--at least not according to the audiologist I saw several years ago, but tinnitus
Yeah, I have hearing loss as well as tinnitus. My audiologist was a bit taken aback when I told her the pitches - the C that's the highest note on a piano in both ears, and A below middle C in my left ear only, and said at least they were in harmony - I guess most people just say they have a noise. So even with my mechanical ears, I still miss some pitches that are masked by my tinnitus. It's not perfect, but it's a darned sight better than it was.
I tell all my doctors that there's nothing wrong with me that having my 25-year-old body back wouldn't fix, but somehow none of them think that's a viable solution.