Groucho: Are you married? Got any kids? Contestant: Why yes, I have nine children. G (after slight double-take): Nine children!? Why so many? C: Well, I like children, and I really love my wife! G: Huh? I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while - Groucho Marx to a contestant on his quiz show in the 1950s
